RSVP with me using my contact form

Please be prepared with:

• Name

• Email

• Phone number

• Preferred city

• Date, time, and duration

• An introduction message

• Selfie of you holding a form of ID such as a drivers license or passport

• An up-close picture of your ID (I have to be able to see the whole ID)

• Work profile or LinkedIn-250+ connections, shows a clear picture of you

optional:

• 2+ fssw provider references if you have them

• A social media handle or forum handle to show me who you are

I invite my friends to plan a week to a month ahead. Priority will always be given to friends who pre-book and book longer appointments. *Note planning ahead affords you a version of me that has been pondering all the things I want to do with you!

Please allow some flexibility around our date in case it needs to be booked for a different day.

When booking a FMTY book at least one month out to allow for proper planning around travel and accommodations.

I know my friends are just as whimsical as I am so when it works out I take same day bookings from friends who I have already met.

It takes me at least 24 hours to screen with reputable fssw references.

Please contact me for rates and details if you'd like to meet for any duration of time not listed above or if you would like to talk about bookings and arrangements.

My availability is typically 10a-10p unless we have discussed other arrangements.

Outcall: I'm available in the Twin Cities Metro Area. A girl about town, I always love discovering a new corner of the city as you welcome me into your upscale hotel or residence.

Requests outside of MPLS may require a travel fee in addition to my donation.

Incall:

An Experience Worth Daydreaming About

With Your Favorite Minneapolis Tour Guide and Conceirge

For an additional fee added to your donation I'll take care of arranging a 4-5 star hotel--including the suite, drinks, snacks, making any dinner reservations, booking tickets that may need to be ordered and arriving with a bag full of tricks ready to share with you. Only available in Minneapolis and Chicago. We can discuss details in our video call or messages.

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Entertaining Ideas in Minnesota

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Anda Spa | Shopping at The Galleria | Sailing on Minnetonka Guthrie Theater | The Armory | Ice skating | Trekking up North

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The St. Paul Grille | WA Frost & Co. | Owamni | Billy Sushi | Demi

Kaiseki Furukawa | Meritage | Patisserie 46 | Marc Heu Patisserie​

FMTY: —>

Looking for some company in Vegas? Perhaps you want to get away to Paris or Zurich for a few days between some meetings? Or maybe you just want to shake things up and show me around your home town! Tell me what you want to do with me!

My minimum for any domestic flight will depend on the amount of time it will take to travel to you.

Midwest Minimum - Dates may be 3 hours or more.

Coastal Minimum - Dates may be 12 hours or more.

International flights require 72 hours or more to be booked and I prefer that we fly together if possible.

All FMTY dates require a 20% deposit of my rate to be considered booked.

Donation for my time while we are together and while I am traveling and full coverage of travel accommodations is expected.

I accept CashApp for all deposits.

San Francisco Bay Area and Chicago Touring Hourly Rates:

1 hour | 750

90 minutes | 1000

2 hours | 1300

3 hours | 1600

Dinner and Dessert | 5 hours | 2500

Evening Escape | 12 hours | 3500

Inquire with me directly about longer engagements while I am on tour.

Touring Rates and Details

I plan tours to cities that I am typically already traveling to. I love a good party with an intellectual, intentional, creative, and zany crowd. I tend to return to the same cities but sometimes it can take me awhile to get to some, even though I love them dearly.

Sponsor a Tour?

Perhaps I’ve been to your city before and we hit it off! If you'd like to incentivize me to visit at your leisure, you can sponsor a tour! This option is perfect for my friends who might be missing me in the San Francisco Bay Area, Chicago,IL, Greensboro, NC or Fargo, ND. (I may consider this option for some new friends in other cities.)

What’s the difference between FMTY and Sponsoring a Tour?

Sponsoring a tour is the same as FMTY but you are encouraging me to create a tour around our engagements knowing it will incentivize me to visit your city more often without having to always sponsor my trips to you. Sharing is caring, right?

When we meet in private leave cash consideration in plain sight, skip the envelope.

When we meet in public, place the consideration in a beloved novel or birthday card to be discreet. I will briefly excuse myself to check it in the bathroom.

Couples add 200/hr to any booking.

If you prefer I invite a friend and one of us has a higher rate, you match that rate for both of us.

If you must send the donation electronically, I prefer CashApp.

Deposits:

I rarely take deposits but when I do, it allows me to relax and plan for our date so our time together feels seamless and memorable.

Deposits for shorter dates may be taken on a case-by-case basis.

Extended dates 5 hours or longer and FMTY’s, I require a small deposit. This will be subject to how long and where you would like to book our date. Please inquire with me directly.

I accept Bitcoin or Cashapp for deposits before we meet.

Cancellations:

If you must cancel, do so as early as possible. If you cancel within a week of our appointment 50% of the donation is expected. If you cancel within 48 hours, the full donation is expected. Thank you for valuing my time, effort, and busy schedule.